Word Play Jokes

Good and Bad Girls

Q: What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?
A: A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed.
A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

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Depressed Dentist

Q: What do you call a depressed dentist?
A: A little down in the mouth.

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Excellent Reception

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!

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