Word Play Jokes

Balanced Diet

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Anonymous

Echos

The Overestimation Society are holding their annual general meeting this weekend.
Everyone welcome.
Come early as there will only be enough seating provided for a billion people.

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Pool Table

Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Put your hand down its pocket and tickle its balls!

Anonymous