Word Play Jokes

Sings Alone

Q: What's blue and sings alone?
A: Dan Ackroyd.

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Elderly Couple

An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They were in bed getting ready to have sex for the first time and the old woman said, "I should tell you I have acute angina."
The old man says, "I hope so, you sure don't have cute tits."

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Flea's Favorite Book

Q: What is a flea's favorite book?
A: The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!

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