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Bragging Brats
An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat. "My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?" "Yes," said the Navy brat. "My dad has built them." Then the naval kid spoke: "And do you know the Dead Sea?" "Yes." "It's my dad who's killed it!"
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Lion Fast Food
Q: What does a lion call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
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Fast Track
Q: Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
A: He was outstanding in his field.
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