Word Play Jokes

Twisted Logic

An alcoholic is just someone who is having a medicinal drink for a terminal illness
 

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Bermuda Triangle

Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

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Particular Kind of Woman

The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would not remain his friend for more than a few weeks was told, "Your problem is that you are looking for a particular kind of woman. You ought to be looking for the kind of woman who is not particular."

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