Church Hospitality

This priest was driving to his church when he saw two people bending over in the grass. He decided to see why. He walked over to them and asked what they were doing. The man said they were homeless and grass was the only thing they could eat. The priest said, ''You can eat over at the church.'' The woman said, ''We have nine children -- will there be enough?'' ''Oh yes, '' the priest replied, ''the grass is 2 1/2 inches taller over there.''

Miss Ebonics USA Pageant?

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A: No one wanted to stand up and say. . .Idaho...

Julius Cheeser!

Q: What mouse was a Roman emperor?
A: Julius Cheeser!