Word Play Jokes

Roof Top

My sweater is on the roof.
I know I'm a tough personal trainer, but I never thought I'd drive a client to suicide.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Written By: KielPhillips

Organ Party

Been to a fancy dress party where the theme was genitals. You should have seen some of the people there, they were dressed like dicks.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

If Apple Made Toasters

If Apple made toasters... It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 years earlier. The toast would make a little smiley face at you when it popped up, or else it would get stuck and there would be a little picture of a bomb burned onto it. If they break, these toasters would require a special set of MacToaster Tools to even open up. Worldwide market share would only be 5%, but all the bread in school lunches would be exclusively toasted on the MacToaster.

Categories: Technology Jokes (Mac Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Technology Jokes , Funny Thoughts
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