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The best jokes and joke writers!

Hungry Dad

"Dad, I'm hungry."

"Hello hungry, I'm Dad."

"Dad, I'm serious."

"I thought you were hungry?"

"You're kidding me!"

"No, I'm Dad."

Four For One

Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?

A: Buy a deck of cards.

A Joke About Butter

A man said to his friend, "Want to hear a joke about butter?"

His friend said, "Sure."

The man said, "Nah, I butter not tell you. You might spread it."

Boogers

Q: Why aren't boogers funny?

A: Because they're just snot.

Snow Dogs

Q: What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

A: Slush puppies!