Word Play Jokes

Legs Open

Q: Why do moths fly with their legs open?
A: Cause they've got huge mothballs!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Sky Divers' Wishes

Three sky divers were diving but their parachutes were faulty and they all died. They went to heaven and there before those three men stood God. "Go down the slide and you will receive one wish. What you wish for is what you get at the end of the slide," boomed God's voice. The first man slid down and said, "SPORTS CAR," and sure enough there was a sports car. The second man went down and said, "MONEY," and he received money. The third man jumped down the slide and said, "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Lazy Eye

Q: Want to know why I broke up with my girlfriend who had a lazy eye?
A: Turns out she was seeing someone on the side.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Break-up Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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