Word Play Jokes

Know For Sure

There is a husband and a wife. The husband dies, and during the funeral, the wife starts to laugh. Everybody starts to ask her why, and she says, "This is the first time that I know where my husband is going."

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Train Home

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wenceslas
Wenceslas who?
Wenceslas train home?

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Classic Booty Call - Arms

Q: You know what I like about you?
A: My arms.

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