Word Play Jokes

Rabbit Parade

Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies.

Anonymous

Wicker Box

Q: What's the definition of "wicker box"?
A: It's what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Britney Spears.

Anonymous

Drug Events

Been a busy weekend. On Friday night I went to a lecture on mushrooms. Last night I saw Disney on Ice. Tonight I think I'll try the opera, on crack.

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