Word Play Jokes

Dog that Hears Voices

Q: What do you call a dog that hears voices?
A: A Shih-Tzu-Phrenic!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes) , Riddles
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Frog Leg Ranch

Q: Why did the farmer sell his frog leg ranch?
A: He found out it was a 'rough toad to hoe.'

Categories: Animal Jokes (Frog Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes) , Riddles
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Constipated Luke

Q: What did Obi Wan say when Luke was constipated?
A: "Use the F-O-R-C-E Luke!"

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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