Word Play Jokes

Ants Dance

Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

Anonymous

Jock Booty Call - Shooting

Hey babe, with you, I'd like to try some inside shooting. High five!

Anonymous

Scary Eatery

Q: Why was the girl afraid to eat at the restaurant?
A: Because it gave her the crepes !

Anonymous