Word Play Jokes

Cow, Cat and Rabbit

A farmer walks out on his field and sees something outrageous: a cow with a halo over her head, a cat on the cow's back, and a rabbit on the cat's back. "HOLY COW!" he exclaims, "I've never seen a hare on that pussy!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Rabbit Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Pay Toilet

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Stupid) , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts
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Ireland County Hates South Park

Q: What county in Ireland hates "South Park?"
A: Killkenny.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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