Word Play Jokes

Top 10 New Summer Camps!

Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to:
10. Tommy Lee's; Camp Kickachickee
9. Lorena Bobbit's; Camp Cutaweewee
8. Tanya Harding's; Camp Wackaneenee
7. Kenneth Star's; Camp Catchacrookee
6. Louis Farakahn's; Camp Killawhitey
5. O.J. Simpson's; Camp Killachickee
4. Michael Jackson's; Camp Wannabewhitey
3. President Clinton's; Camp Getahoochie
2. Ellen Degeneras's; Camp Lickacoochie
1. Monica Lewinsky's; Camp Suckapeepee

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Why Is 88 Better Than 69?

Q: For you girls... Why is 88 better than 69?
A: You get 8 twice.

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Michael Jackson's Doll

Q: What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll?
A: Bait!

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