Word Play Jokes

Missing Music

Me and my workmates at the music shop have been stealing CDs. The boss is demanding to know where his stock is going. I'm taking the rap.

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Let The Machine Get It

Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.

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Anonymous

Man's Ultimate Shame

Q: What is a man's ultimate shame?
A: When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and breaks his nose!

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Anonymous