A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Lakers fan. She's really excited about it and asks the kids if they're Lakers fans too. Everyone wants to impress the teacher and says they're Lakers fans too, except one kid named Josh. The teacher looks at Josh and says, "Josh, you're not a Lakers fan?"
He says, "Nope, I'm a Sacrmento Kings fan!"
She says, "Well why are you a Sacrmento Kings fan and not a Lakers fan?"
Josh says, "Well, my mom is a Sacrmento Kings fan, and my dad is a Sacrmento Kings fan, so I'm a Sacrmento Kings fan."
The teacher's not real happy. She's a little hot under the collar. She says, "Well, if your mom's an idiot, and your dad's a moron, then what would you be?!"
Josh says, "Then I'd be a Lakers fan!"
Magic Johnson on a Stamp
Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid to lick it.
Yo Mama - Tripped
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.
Q: How did the basketball court get wet?
A: The players dribbled all over it!