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Rep the Brands

A pro basketball player walks into a bar. He eventually strikes up a conversation with a woman who is drinking all by herself.

After a couple of hours they end up going back to her place for a little alone time.

As he takes off his shirt, she notices a Nike tattoo on his chest. When she asks about it he replies, “Gotta rep the brand baby.” She doesn’t think twice about it.

Then he takes off his pants and he has an Under Armour tattoo and gives the same explanation.

But lastly, as he takes off his briefs, she sees a tattoo on his junk that says AIDS. She immediately starts to freak out.

The basketball player then replies, “Whoa, whoa calm down baby. In a minute it bout to say ADDIDAS.”

Yo Mama - Tripped

Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.

Wet Court

Q: How did the basketball court get wet?

A: The players dribbled all over it!

LeBron Skipping College

Q: Why did LeBron James skip college?

A: Because he would never make it to the finals!

Mexican Basketball

Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

A: Juan on Juan