Michigan State Fans
Q: What do you get when you have a basement full of Michigan State fans?
A: A whine cellar.
Yo Mama - Tripped
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.
LeBron Skipping College
Q: Why did LeBron James skip college?
A: Because he would never make it to the finals!
Q: What do you call a bench full of white people?
A: The NBA!