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The best jokes and joke writers!

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Golden State Warriors "No one can choke harder than we did."

Atlanta Falcons "Hold my beer."

Slam Duck

Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?

A: A slam duck.

Basketball Players

Q: Why aren't basketball players asked to stay for dinner?

A: Because they're always dribbling!

Donut Time

Q: What do basketball players do with donuts?

A: They dunk them.

Cinderella Ball

Q: Why did Cinderella fail at basketball?

A: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.