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The best jokes and joke writers!

One Up

Golden State Warriors "No one can choke harder than we did."

Atlanta Falcons "Hold my beer."

Saved By The Ship

Q: Limp Bizkit and Dennis Rodman are on a sinking ship. Who gets saved?

A: The music world and the NBA...

Wet Court

Q: How did the basketball court get wet?

A: The players dribbled all over it!

Slam Duck

Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?

A: A slam duck.

NBA

Q: What do you call a bench full of white people?

A: The NBA!