Golden State Warriors "No one can choke harder than we did."
Atlanta Falcons "Hold my beer."
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.
Q: Why aren't basketball players asked to stay for dinner?
A: Because they're always dribbling!
Q: What do basketball players do with donuts?
A: They dunk them.
Q: Why did Cinderella fail at basketball?
A: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.