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Saved By The Ship

Q: Limp Bizkit and Dennis Rodman are on a sinking ship. Who gets saved?

A: The music world and the NBA...

Yo Mama - Tripped

Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.

Slam Duck

Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?

A: A slam duck.

Wet Court

Q: How did the basketball court get wet?

A: The players dribbled all over it!

LeBron Skipping College

Q: Why did LeBron James skip college?

A: Because he would never make it to the finals!