Kobe vs Bird
Q: What's the difference between Kobe and Bird?
A: Bird isn't a rapist.
Q: Why did Cinderella fail at basketball?
A: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.
Yo Mama - Tripped
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.
Q: How did the basketball court get wet?
A: The players dribbled all over it!