Yo Mama - Tripped
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Q: How did the basketball court get wet?
A: The players dribbled all over it!
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.
Q: What do you call a bench full of white people?
A: The NBA!
LeBron Skipping College
Q: Why did LeBron James skip college?
A: Because he would never make it to the finals!