Italian Flip-Flops

Q: What's an Italians favorite part of football?
A: Half time, they get to switch sides again. 

Mexican Basketball Player

Q: What do you call a Mexican basketball player?
A: Mexi-cant.

Hungry Snake

Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat and went about his fishing. An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pantleg. Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth.