Sexist Jokes - About Men

Men And Cats

Q: How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?
A: They both hide when they see the vacuum cleaner.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Riddles
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Bubble Baths

Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner.

Categories: Funny Thoughts (How Come) , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Wife Control

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them were talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remained quiet. After a while one of the first two turns to the third and said, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?" The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."  The first two guys were amazed.  "What happened then?" they asked.  "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man!'"

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes)
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