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Husband and Dog

Q: What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Why Women Talk More than Men

Q: Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?

A: Because women have four lips and men have two heads!

Mutual Orgasm

Q:  What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?

A:  An insurance company.

Men Are Like Diplomas

Q: How are men like diplomas?

A: You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't know what to do with it.

The Boy with the Long Tongue and Big Lips

Q: What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom as he was masturbating?

A: "look Ma', no hands"