Feminist Faux Pas
I don't think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told a reporter, "As long as women are split like we are, men will remain on top."
Why She Crossed the Road
Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: Who cares? What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?!!
Q: Why do women have legs?
A: So they can get from the bedroom to the kitchen!
Male Chauvinists Change Light Bulb
Q: How many male chauvinists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Let the bitch cook in the dark!
Women and Cars
Q: Why doesn't a woman need a car?
A: Because you don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen.