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W.I.F.E.

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A: Washing Ironing Food Entertainment

Dog and Fox

Q:  What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

A:  Eight beers.

Seven Course Meal

Q:  What does a man consider a seven course meal?

A:  A hot dog and a six pack of beer!

The Blind Man at the Fish Market

This blind guy was walking past the fish market and he said, "Good morning ladies.."

Women's Driver's Licenses

Q: Why don't women need driver's licenses?
A: Because there are no roads between the laundry room and the kitchen!