Sexist Jokes

If Men Ruled The World - Drinking

  • Instead of a beer belly, you'd get beer biceps.
  • On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking.
  • St. Patrick's Day would be celebrated monthly.
  • Faucets would run "Hot," "Cold," and "100 proof."

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Funny Thoughts , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes)
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Men Planning for the Future

Q: How does a man plan for the future?
A: He buys TWO cases of beer.

Categories: Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Riddles
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Wedding Tombstones

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."
"Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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