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Laying Carpet
Laying a carpet is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, nail her, then walk all over her.
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Intelligent Good Looking Man
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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If Men Ruled The Sports World
- Once a year, you could gather 30 friends, put on horned helmets and go pillage a nearby town.
- The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would be "Monday Night Football From a Different Camera Angle."
- The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and eat the losers' mascot.
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