Sexist Jokes

Men Are Like Vacations

Men are like vacations... they never seem to be long enough.

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Laying Carpet

Laying a carpet is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, nail her,  then walk all over her.

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Intelligent Good Looking Man

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

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