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The Best Part of a Woman
Three guys are discussing women. "I like to watch a woman's tits best", the first guy says. The second says, "I like to look at a woman's ass." He asks the third guy, "What about you?". "Me? I prefer to see the top of her head."
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Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay for it all.
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Guy Has 3 Questions in Heaven
This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions. Guy: "Why are girls so pretty?" God: "So you'll like them." Guy: "Why are girls soft?" God: "So you'll like them." Guy: "Why are girls so dumb?" God: "So they'll like you."
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