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Let's Do It

Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason.
Woman: Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

Gay Times

Q: What's the worst part about being gay?

A: You can't think straight.

Bieber Fever

Q: What's worse than finding a Justin Bieber concert DVD in your boyfriend's bedroom?

A: Finding a box of tissues next to it.

Acne and Catholic Priests

Q: What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?

A: Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12!

Two Condoms Walking

Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other, "Hey, do you fancy dropping in there and getting shit-faced?"