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No Lesbian Tennis Star at the Dutch Open

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A: She got her finger caught in a dike!

Gay Times

Q: What's the worst part about being gay?

A: You can't think straight.

No Balls.

Q: How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?

A: Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

Face Down

Q: Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres drowned?

A: She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

Ellen Degeneres' Sneakers

Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers coming out? They are called "Dykeees".  They have a longer than normal tongue and you can get them off with one finger!