Sex Jokes - Gay Jokes
No Lesbian Tennis Star at the Dutch Open
Q: Why couldn't the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?
A: She got her finger caught in a dike!
One For The Mrs.
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it...our lives depend on it!" "Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, 'I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a really nice butt!"
Q: What's the worst part about being gay?
A: You can't think straight.
Q: Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres drowned?
A: She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
Q: Why did God create lesbians?
A: So feminists wouldn't breed.