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Danny in Sunday School

One day little Danny was in Sunday School, and the preacher asked what part of the body went to heaven first. Susie said your heart, 'cause you need it to love. Richie said your head, 'cause you need it to think. Little Danny raised his hand and the pastor called on him reluctantly. Danny said, "Your feet." Confused, the pastor asked why. Danny replied, "I was walking past my mom's room last night and she had her feet in the air and then she screamed, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

Categories: Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , Jokes about Kids , Sex Jokes
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The Queen's Legs

There were two men sitting on a wall outside a pub called the Queen's Legs. A policeman came along and said, "What are you doing?" The two men said, "We're were waiting for the Queen's Legs to open so we can have a drink."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Bar Jokes
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New Orgasm Pill?

Q: Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for women?
A: It comes with a 16 inch applicator

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Riddles
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