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Perhaps

The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume. "This is called 'Perhaps'," said the sales clerk. "It's $285 per ounce." "Listen," the man shot back, "for $285 an ounce, I don't want something called 'Perhaps'; I want something called... "You Can Bet Your Sweet Ass You'll Get Some !!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Shopping Jokes
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Le Parfume

One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled "Viens Chez Moi." The blonde asks the manager what it means, and the manager says it means, "Come to Me." So the blonde smells the perfume and asks her friend, "Does this smell like come to you? Because it doesn't smell like come to me."

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes
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One - Eyed Willie

Would ya care to meet my friend One-Eyed Willie? Yar!

Categories: Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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