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Carpets

Q: What do you say to an Arab shaking out a carpet on his 5th floor balcony?

A: What's wrong Abdul?  Won't it start?

Distinguishing an Arab from a Terrorist

Q: How do you distinguish an arab from a terrorist?

A: You don't ..... that's the problem!

Found Dead

Q: Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes?

A: The police thought it was a cereal killer.

What were they Thinking?

There's a man walking a tight rope 60 feet above ground. There's another man getting a blowjob from a 60 year old woman.

Q: What are they both thinking at the exact same time?

A: Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down, don't look down!

Bill Clinton vs JFK

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?

A: One got his head blown off in the back of a limousine & the other got assasinated.