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Jackass In Suspense

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A: I'll tell you tomorrow

Ladder School

Q: Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

A: It was a high school.

Let Me Out

Q: You're in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have is a baseball bat. How do you get out?

A: Strike 1! Strike 2! Strike 3! You're out!

Teddy Bear

Q: What does a teddy bear say when you offer it a sandwich?

A: "No thanks, I'm stuffed"

Twisted

Q: What's the problem with twin witches?

A: You never know which witch is which.