Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?
A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Asian Pet Store
Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
A: There's always a kitchen in the back!
Down the Stairs
Q: How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
A: None - "He fell".