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Cliff Diving

Q: Why did the Mexican guy throw his wife off of a cliff?

A: Tequila!

Pearly White

Q: Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white?

A: Because they never use them.

Slowest on 80 Wheels

Q: What's the slowest thing on 80 wheels?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

Puerto Ricans

Q: What's the difference between a pizza pie and a Puerto Rican?

A: A pizza pie can feed a family of eight.

Black and White

Q: What's the difference between a black and a white guy?

A: Well obviously one of them is a fucking nigger