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Downwind

Q: Why do farts smell?

A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.

Cinderella

Q: Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?

A: Because she ran away from the ball.

NASA Party

Q: How does NASA organize a birthday party?

A: They planet!

First People

Q: How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

A: They had reservations.

Museum Funny!

Q: What did King Tut say to the museum?

A: I want my mummy!