Q: Why do farts smell?
A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Q: Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?
A: Because she ran away from the ball.
Q: How does NASA organize a birthday party?
A: They planet!
Q: How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
A: They had reservations.
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum?
A: I want my mummy!