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Minority -Riddles

Q: When are minorities not minorities?

A: When you look at crime statistics.

Trump Strategy

Q: How is Donald Trump going to get rid of all the illegal Mexicans?

A: Juan by Juan.

Toys 'R' Us

Q: What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?

A: We B Toyz N' Shit

Comparing Sizes

Q: There is a white boy, a Mexican boy, and a black boy who are all in the fifth grade. Who has the biggest Johnson?

A: The black boy, because he's 18.

Black Jesus

Q: Why do some people think Jesus is black?

A: Because he's supposed to be our father and never came back.