Q: What do robots and black fathers have in common?
A: Nuts and Bolts.
Q: What will the first black child on Mars be named?
Q: Why are they serving cookies at the Royal Wedding this weekend?
A: To show how a touch of brown sugar makes a ginger snap.
Mexican Light Bulb
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Vending Machine and Monica Lewinsky
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?
A: They both have a place where you "Insert Bill Here"!