Q: Do you know why I don't eat at Chili's or Applebee's?
A: Because I'm old enough to microwave my own food.
Q: Why don't people like talking to Pi?
A: When you ask his full name he goes on forever.
Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Jumping On The Bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.
Q: A Mexican, Guatemalan and Cuban guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving?