Black and White
Q: What's the difference between a black and a white guy?
A: Well obviously one of them is a fucking nigger
Q: Why did the student eat her homework?
A: Because the teacher said it would be a 'piece of cake'.
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
How Many Cops?
Q: How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, unless it's a black bulb, then he'll call for backup!
Down the Stairs
Q: How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
A: None - "He fell".