Q: When are minorities not minorities?
A: When you look at crime statistics.
Q: How is Donald Trump going to get rid of all the illegal Mexicans?
A: Juan by Juan.
Toys 'R' Us
Q: What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?
A: We B Toyz N' Shit
Q: There is a white boy, a Mexican boy, and a black boy who are all in the fifth grade. Who has the biggest Johnson?
A: The black boy, because he's 18.
Q: Why do some people think Jesus is black?
A: Because he's supposed to be our father and never came back.