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The best jokes and joke writers!

The Girl With Two Black Eyes?

Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?

A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice.

How Many

Q: How many dicks can a redneck girl take at a time?

A: It depends on how many brothers she has.

Bus Over

Q: What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A: A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.

Alabama Foreplay

Q: What do you call foreplay in Alabama?

A: Hey sis, you awake?

Dark Down Under

Q: What do you call 10,000 black dudes at the bottom of the ocean?

A: A damn good start.