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The best jokes and joke writers!

Chili Applebee

Q: Do you know why I don't eat at Chili's or Applebee's? 

A: Because I'm old enough to microwave my own food.

Lonely Pi

Q: Why don't people like talking to Pi?

A: When you ask his full name he goes on forever.

Mario Mix

Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?

A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Jumping On The Bed

Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

A: Put velcro on the ceiling.

Q: How do you get him down?

A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.

Truck Ride

Q: A Mexican, Guatemalan and Cuban guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving?

A: ICE.