Organic Dental Floss
Q: What's organic dental floss?
A: Pubic hair.
Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because she was a party pooper.
Q: What did the salad say to the fridge?
A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!
Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the refrigerator?
A: He saw the salad dressing !
Q: Mississippi gave Missouri a New Jersey, so what did Delaware?
A: I don't know, Alaska.