K9 City -Riddles
Q: What city do dogs call their favorite?
A: New Yorkie!
Q: What does "WIFE" stand for?
A: Washing Ironing Food Entertainment
Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?
A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!