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Chicken Day

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A: Fry-day!

Mexicans at the Alamo

Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?

A: They only had two vans!

Difference Between Black and Asian

Q: What's the difference between a black and an Asian?

A: 10 minutes in the oven.

Ponder This

Q: Why is Neil deGrasse Tyson such a famous physicist?

A: On the day he was born he escaped a black hole.

Who's Driving

Q: A black guy and a Puerto Rican guy are both in a car... who's driving?

A: A Cop!!!