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Mexican Light Bulb

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan.

Dumb Part

Q: What's the dumbest part of a man's body?

A: His penis. It has a head without a brain, it swings with two nuts, and it lives right around the corner from an asshole.

Two Malls

Q: What two malls are in every city?

A: The one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.

Z Girl

Q: What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

A: Feyonce !

Black Lawyer

Q: What does a black man call a black lawyer?

A: A brother in law.