Mexican Card Games
Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
Hubby in Heaven
Q: What do you call an African-American lady whose spouse just died?
A: A black widow.
Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?
A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!
Asian Pet Store
Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
A: There's always a kitchen in the back!
Jumping On The Bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.