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Q: What do you call a black dude with a regular job, who doesn't drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn't rape white women?

A: An Inmate

African Jump

Q: What do you call it when a bunch of African people jump out a plane?

A: Nightfall !!!

Double Whammy

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew?

A: You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Hubby in Heaven

Q: What do you call an African-American lady whose spouse just died?

A: A black widow.

Long, Black and Smelly

Q: What is long, black, and smelly?

A:  The unemployment line.