Jumping On The Bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.
Q: What did the Vegetarian Preacher say to his church?
A: Lettuce pray!
Q: What do computers snack on when they're hungry?
Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the refrigerator?
A: He saw the salad dressing !
Q: What kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?