Mexican Light Bulb
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Q: What's the dumbest part of a man's body?
A: His penis. It has a head without a brain, it swings with two nuts, and it lives right around the corner from an asshole.
Q: What two malls are in every city?
A: The one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.
Q: What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?
A: Feyonce !
Q: What does a black man call a black lawyer?
A: A brother in law.