Little Red Dot
Q: You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian woman's forehead?
A: Coffee's ready.
Q: What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?
A: I don’t know, but you should see it pick lettuce!
Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Q: What does a black boy get for Christmas?
A: Your Bike.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian?
A: Cha Ching!