Coat Hangers Work
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his car?
A: Took him an hour using a coat hanger to get his family out.
Q: What do you call a Polish fisherman?
A: A fishing pole.
Q: What detective would make the best real estate agent?
A: Sherlock Holmes
Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?
A: A cuckoo-cluck!
Mickey Mouse to Space
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
A: To visit Pluto.