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A Yankee

Q: What is a yankee?

A: A quickie, but you do it yourself.

Beauty over Brains

Q: Do you know why the average woman would rather have beauty than brains?

A: Because the average man can see better than he can think!

Girlfriend vs Wife / Boyfriend vs Husband

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A: 45 minutes

Cavemen Logic

Q: Why did cavemen drag their women by their hair?

A: Because if they dragged them by their feet, they would fill up with mud.

Female Midget

Q: What do you call a nice female midget who gives head

A: Short, sweet and to the point.