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Coat Hangers Work

Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his car?

A: Took him an hour using a coat hanger to get his family out.

Fishing Around

Q: What do you call a Polish fisherman?

A: A fishing pole.

Detective Agent

Q: What detective would make the best real estate agent?

A: Sherlock Holmes

Crazy Chicken

Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?

A: A cuckoo-cluck!

Mickey Mouse to Space

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?

A: To visit Pluto.