Religion Jokes

Men In Heaven

Q: Why do so few men end up in heaven?
A: They never stop to ask for directions.

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Riddles
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Separating Men From Boys

Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
A: With a crowbar.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Rabbi's Anniversary Present

A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of service by sending him to Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid. When he walks into his hotel room, there's a beautiful girl, nude, lying on the bed. She says, "Hi, Rabbi, I'm a little something extra that the president of the board arranged for you. "The Rabbi is incensed. He picks up the phone, calls the President of the Temple Board and says, "Greenberg, what were you thinking? Where's your respect? I am the moral leader of our community! I am very angry with you and you have not heard the end of this." The girl gets up and starts to get dressed. The Rabbi turns to her and says, "Where are you going? I'm not angry with you."

Categories: Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Hawaii Jokes)
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