Morris' Confusion

Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.  He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said 'N I L'. White-robed people were kneeling before the altar chanting hymns to "The Great Nullity" ,"The Blessed Emptiness", and "The Big Zero in the Sky". Morris turned to a white-robed observer beside him and whispered, "Is Nothing Sacred?"

Liberal Episcopalians

Q: Hey... Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that just opened up?
A: They are so liberal that they have 6 commandments and 4 suggestions.

Roaming Catholic

Q: What do you call a nun who sleep walks?
A: A roaming Catholic.