Liberal Episcopalians

Q: Hey... Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that just opened up?
A: They are so liberal that they have 6 commandments and 4 suggestions.

Roaming Catholic

Q: What do you call a nun who sleep walks?
A: A roaming Catholic.

Altar Boys in the Snow

Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their ankles. They have their penises in a snow bank.
Sister Margaret sticks her head out the window and says, "Boys! Boys! Whatever are you doing, you're going to catch pneumonia. Put your penises away."
The tallest altar boy turns around and yells, "Sister Margaret, don't worry, we know what we're doing. Father Porter always likes a couple of cold ones after work!"