Relationship Jokes

Counseling

My wife and I were having issues so we went to a marriage counselor. The counselor recommended that we relive our first date to get a fresh start. I have to admit it was a great idea. I took her to dinner and then a movie. After the movie, we parked in lovers lane and I banged her like a screen door in a tornado. Then I dropped her off at her parent's house. Spent the rest of the weekend watching football. Life is good!

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
Submitted BY: Diane

Scream And Groan

Q: How do you get your wife to scream and groan when you're having sex?
A: Let her catch you doing it.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Change my Number

The phone rings, woman answers. A pervert, with heavy breathing, says, "I bet you have a tight ass with no hair."
Woman replies, "Yes I do, he's watching golf, who shall I say is calling?"

Categories: Telephone Jokes , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sports Jokes (Golf Jokes)
Anonymous