Divorced Man=Happy Man!

I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him a happy man.

God's Feelings about Man

What did God say after he created man? "I can do better than this" and he made woman. But the disruptions created in Adam's internals when God removed his rib were so great that it caused Adam's brain to sink down into his testicles. One of Eve's first assignments was to explain to Adam the difference between his black and navy blue socks.

Indian Divorce

Q: What do they call divorce in India?
A: Re-arranged marriage