God's Feelings about Man

What did God say after he created man? "I can do better than this" and he made woman. But the disruptions created in Adam's internals when God removed his rib were so great that it caused Adam's brain to sink down into his testicles. One of Eve's first assignments was to explain to Adam the difference between his black and navy blue socks.

Indian Divorce

Q: What do they call divorce in India?
A: Re-arranged marriage

Counseling

My wife and I were having issues so we went to a marriage counselor. The counselor recommended that we relive our first date to get a fresh start. I have to admit it was a great idea. I took her to dinner and then a movie. After the movie, we parked in lovers lane and I banged her like a screen door in a tornado. Then I dropped her off at her parent's house. Spent the rest of the weekend watching football. Life is good!