Relationship Jokes

Cheating

I've been single for so long now, if I got a girlfriend I'd feel like I was cheating on my hand

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Rejection

My luck with girls is so bad, even the ones I fantasize about just want to be friends

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The Envelope

My wife doesn't know it, but every time we have sex I put $1 in an envelope. I'm saving that money and plan on getting her something special for our anniversary.
So far she's getting a McChicken.

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