Relationship Jokes

Inseparable

Me and my wife are almost inseparable, why just last week it took four state troopers and a dog to tear us apart!

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Insider Trading

My friend said he loves his prostitute girlfriend for what's inside her.
So do about 200 other men.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Her Body is a Temple

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today!

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Anonymous