Relationship Jokes

Saturday Routine

Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golfs all day long, sometimes 36 holes. Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs out of the closet and goes to his car to drive to the course. Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down - torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph. He returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly undresses and slips back into bed. There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible." To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing in that crap?"

Categories: Sports Jokes (Golf Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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New Password Fail

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Anonymous

Singles Circus

Q: How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
A: At the circus the clowns don't talk.

Categories: Bar Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Riddles
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