Political Jokes

A CNN reporter asked President Biden, "Boxers or briefs?"

He said, "Depends."

Perplexed White House staffers see Bill Clinton walk into the Oval Office with a pair of woman's panties pinned to his sleeve. As the day wears on, several VIPs go in and out of the Oval Office, each one leaving with a puzzled expression. Finally, Betty Currie, Clinton's loyal secretary, walks into the office and gently closes the door behind her. "Mr. President," she says. "We're all quite concerned that you seem to be wearing a woman's pair of panties on your arm." "Oh no," the President grins, "it's the patch. I'm trying to quit."

Q: What do President Bush and President Clinton have in common?
A: They both let Dick do the thinking.

Q: Is Kamala Harris a role model?

A: Yes, she is an inspiration to young girls showing that if you sleep with the right powerfully connected men then you too can play second fiddle to a man with dementia. It's basically a Cinderella story.

Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?

A: They were both dating the same girl in high school.