Political Jokes

Crazy Woman

A wild-eyed and butt-ugly old woman walked into a crowded bar in downtown Washington, DC waving a pistol. She yelled out, "I have a Kimber 1911 with seven rounds in the mag and one in the chamber. I want to know who's been sleeping with my husband!" 
A female voice from the back of the room yelled back at her, "You're gonna' need more ammo Hillary!"

Categories: Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
Submitted BY: PatB

No Sex Nancy

A recent article in the Dominion Post reported that Nancy Pelosi sued Wellington hospital saying that after her husband had surgery there he lost all interest in sex.  A hospital spokesman replied, "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery.  All we did was to correct his eyesight."

Categories: Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes)
Anonymous

Honesty in the White House

Q: What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?
A: A tourist.

Categories: Political Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous