Money Jokes

Jews Yarmulkes

Q: Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
A: Because the little propellers cost extra!

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Shorts in the Shower

Q: Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
A: They don't like to look down on the unemployed.

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Yo Mama - Cigarette

Yo mama so poor when I went into her house and stepped on a cigarette, she said, "Who turned off the heater?"

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