Money Jokes

Answering Machine - Rich And Famous

Hello, and welcome to Answering Machines of the Rich and Famous! Sam can't come to the phone right now because he's spending the week in his beautiful summer home on the French Riviera. 

Anonymous

Taxes

The IRS says they can't give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don't have addresses for the taxpayers. Yeah, they can't find you when they owe YOU money.

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Hinges

Yo mama so poor, the front door and the back door of her house are on the same hinge.

Anonymous