Money Jokes

Your Wife and Bonuses

Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!

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Submitted BY: Cvlkiller

Dumb Blonde Crooks

Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!" The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!" The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious."

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Anonymous

Shark Week - Lender

Q: To whom do fish go to borrow money?
A: The loan shark!

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Anonymous