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Lochte vs. Shark

Q: Why didn't Ryan Lochte race for Discovery's Shark Week?

A: He was mugged by a hammerhead at gun point and unable to swim.

Shark Week - UK

Q: Why is shark week so popular in the UK?

A: Because most people there have never seen so many shiny white teeth.

Shark Week - Sandwich

Q: What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

A: Peanut butter and jellyfish.

Shark Week - Drunk

Q: What do you call a drunk shark?

A: Hammered Head

Shark Week - Feels Great

Two sharks were swimming in the Caribbean. One shark said to the other, "Man this water feels great!" The other shark said, "Wow, a talking shark!"