Math & Science Jokes - Mathematics

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A farmer was counting his cows and initially counted 197 but when he rounded them up he had 200.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics) , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes)
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Two Plus Two

A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test. The engineer went in first and was asked, ''What is 2+2?'' The engineer thought awhile and finally answered, ''4.'' Then the mathematician was called in and was asked the same question. With little thought he replied, ''4.0.'' Then the lawyer was called in, and was asked the same question. The lawyer answered even quicker than the mathematician, ''What do you want it to be?''

Categories: Profession Jokes (Engineer Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics)
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Irish Math

Q: In what town lives the mathematician who can only multiply by two?
A: Dublin.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics)
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