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Observation

Pavlov's dog has gotten into Schrodinger's box, and I'm pretty sure that I can now give a conclusive verdict on the cat's condition.

Long Tube

Q: What do they call 2.4 statute miles of surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital?

A: One I.V. League.

Geometry Student at the Beach

Q: What was the geometry student looking for at the beach?

A: A tangent.

The Best Pi

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?

A: Pi a la Mode.

Base Time

Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

A: Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.