Pavlov's dog has gotten into Schrodinger's box, and I'm pretty sure that I can now give a conclusive verdict on the cat's condition.
Q: What do they call 2.4 statute miles of surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital?
A: One I.V. League.
Geometry Student at the Beach
Q: What was the geometry student looking for at the beach?
A: A tangent.
The Best Pi
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?
A: Pi a la Mode.
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.