Math & Science Jokes - Mathematics

Math Lesson

Math Teacher: "Now suppose the number of sheep is x..."
Student: "Yes sir, but what happens if the number of sheep is not x?"

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Atoms in Guacomole

Q: How many atoms in a guacamole?
A: Avocado's number.

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Book Talk

Q: What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book? 
A: I've already got a lot of problems, and I don't need any of your drama.

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