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ABC's

Student: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC's.
Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ
Teacher: Where's the P?
Student: Its running down my leg!

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Yo Mama - Birth Certificate

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it!

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Yo Mama - Fell Over

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.

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