Jokes about Families

Time Check

I want to take a moment to talk about my late aunt.
Old bag should have been here an hour ago.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families (Aunt Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips

Caught in the Act

My daughter walked into our bedroom and caught us having sex. "What are you doing?" she asked in shock. "Making you someone to play with," I said. "A brother?" she asked excitingly. "No, a cousin," I replied. "Now go sit by the front window and tell me when your mother comes home."

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
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Dad's On Fire

Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!
Shut up and get the marshmallows!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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