Jokes about Families

White Hair

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and said, "Mama, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Old Age Jokes , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
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Life After Death

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir," the new recruit replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes) , Work & Office Jokes
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Anonymous

Partial Deck

A girl comes home from school and tells her grandma that a boy at has asked her out for a date. This being her first date, her grandma gives her some rules. "If he tries to come near you or hug you, its fine. If he tries to kiss you, well thats fine too. But if he tries to lay you down and get on top of you, just push him and get out of there." The innocent girl was confused and asked, "Why grandma?" Grandma replied, "Because then he will disgrace our family." The girl having learned the lesson goes on her date. When she returns, her grandma asked her what happened. She replied, "Everything went well. First he hugged me, then kissed me. But then he tried to lay me down. So instead I got on top of him and disgraced his family."

Categories: School Jokes (High School Jokes) , Redneck Jokes (White Trash Jokes) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
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